Things I Never Thought I'd say

Ever notice how being a parent makes you say things you NEVER thought you would say? Today, we had one of those moments. There is not a lot of explanation required except to say that our two year old took off his diaper and was running around the house. And i heard myself say:

“Don’t be putting a clothespin on your penis.”

There are so many other things like this that happen. So many of these are so embarrassing that you almost hate to talk about it but… these are things I never thought I'd have to day

• “Why did you put the air freshener up your nose and get it stuck?”
• (At 2am) - “You had your time to play with Mommy. Now Daddy wants to play with Mommy. GO TO BED!”
• “Get that toy away from your crotch. Your vagina is NOT a parking garage.”

I can’t think of any more right now, but I am sure this is a post open to future revisions!